Steve's Theory of the Sprinkler-Fountain of Youth
In a shocking turn of events, Chairman Steve has proposed a revolutionary new theory: the Sprinkler-Fountain of Youth.
According to Steve, the key to eternal youth lies not in expensive creams or invasive surgeries, but in the careful placement of sprinklers.
With a network of strategically placed sprinklers, one can harness the power of water to defy the ravages of time itself!
But don't just take Steve's word for it! Read on for more on this groundbreaking theory.
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